Technology and Fantasy Football:
23 Aug, 2007
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10 Technologies to improve your Fantasy Football experience
By Booee R. Slein
Bust - Ladell Betts (WAS)
23 Aug, 2007
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Ladell Betts (RB) - Redskins
So we’ve heard alot about how Ladell Betts is awesome, and he’s going to take Portis’ job, and stop some nuclear missles that are already in the air, all the while helping some old lady across the street. Bullshit. Know how we know that? He’s from Iowa. Nothing good ever came from Iowa. Only a bunch of dipshits that claim they invented corn.
MoSneaky - Jason Campbell (WAS)
22 Aug, 2007
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Jason Campbell (QB) - Redskins
When we asked Jason Campbell if he thought he could ever be clear of his father’s shadow (Bruce Campbell, from “Army of Darkness” fame), he told us: “Fuck you. You fucking assholes.” Obviously a touchy subject. We don’t blame him. Army of Darkness is the tits. It’s hard to live up to that.
Bust - LenDale White (TEN)
21 Aug, 2007
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LenDale White (RB) - Tennessee Titans
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 This is what LenDale White showed up looking like in camp. |
What a classic example of getting paid and getting lazy. Work ethic is far from LenDale’s vocabulary. Since he left USC he has been nothing but a disappointment. Either he has been injured or over weight. Once he got his $$$ he has been living on easy street. We don’t like LenDale as an NFL running back.
MoSneaky - Chris Henry(TEN)
20 Aug, 2007
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Chris Henry (RB) - Tennessee Titans
Henry was very inconsistent in college. His powerful size/speed combination was on display at the NFL Scouting Combine, with 4.4 forty time at 233 pounds. That showing propelled him from a late round flier to a first day pick. He is now in the position to be a starting NFL back if he can beat out the fat turd LenDale White. We think he can and get 1000 yards and 8 TDs in the process.
