Lamont Jordan (RB) - Oakland Raiders

Jordan was possibly the worst bust of last year. When your 1st round pick gets you 400 yards and 2 TDs, it pretty much dicks over your whole season. Owners haven’t forgotten about this, and have been letting Jordan slide quite far down the draft board.

Chad Pennington (QB) - NY Jets

So much promise yet never able to get it all together. Outside of a few flashes of brilliance, Chad has been a flop in the NFL. We give credit to the Jets for sticking with the guy however time has come to realize he is never going to be a useful NFL QB. We expect the Jets to bring in another proven QB to compete with Chad for playing time.

Thomas Jones (RB) - NY Jets

Some less than stellar experts may look at the Jets running back situation and frown on Jones. They have several capable running backs on their roster, however we at MoSneaky like Jones’s situation in 2007. The Jets are going to have a weak passing game and with the upgrades in the offensive line over the last few years, they are looking to make the running back the feature offensive player. We expect Jones to get 1200 Yds and 10 TDs.

Brandon Jacobs (RB) - New York Giants

Although the Giants are reporting the newly acquired Reuben Droughns will be splitting time this season with Jacobs, expect Brandon to get the heavier load. Jacobs is a god damn horse, and Droughns will merely be the change up back.

Reuben Droughns (RB) - NYG

Reuben is sadly coming to the end of his carrier. Ok, well it’s not really that sad. If you’ve ever owned him in a TD only league in the last few years, you’d probably be more satisfied seeing him castrated and having his balls fed to one of Michael Vick’s fightin’ dogs.