Deuce McAllister (RB) Saints

Deuce. That’s another way of saying “number two”. Which is another way of saying “taking a shit”. These aren’t good things to have associated with your first name. So can Deuce keep from slipping to the number two option in the Saints backfield, or will he crap it up?

Devery Henderson (WR) Saints

It’s a little known fact that the movie “Harry and the Hendersons” was actually based upon Devery’s childhood, in which he befriended a yeti, which later turned out to be John Madden after a week long bender. That aside, Henderson makes for an intriguing selection, this year.

Donte’ Stallworth (WR) - NE Patriots

We are very surprised Donte got big money from New England after proving throughout his career he is injury prone and inconsistent. Without knowing all the details of the contract we suspect he will probably not last past 2007 in New England then be on the streets once again. New England’s offense is not one to produce huge stats from WRs so we expect no more than 40 catches, 700 Yards and 5 TDs.

Randy Moss (WR) - NE Patriots

We at MoSneaky have heard all the rumblings around Moss. He has a poor attitude, he is washed up and lost a step, he is not a team player. That is all horse shit when it boils down to the almighty dollar. Moss signed a 1 year deal with the intent on getting a multiple year deal in 2008. We expect 65 catches, 1000 yards and 12 TDs from a man most people think is washed up.

Tarvaris Jackson (QB) - Minnesota

One has to wonder if the Vikings coaching staff are fucking retarded. Do they really think Tarvaris Jackson can be a starter in the NFL?

  Does anyone for that matter. For anyone that is thinking still believing such a ridiculous notion, we are producing this article to change those feeble-minded beliefs.