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Bust - Tarvaris Jackson (MIN)

16 Jul, 2007 Busts

Tarvaris Jackson (QB) - Minnesota

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One has to wonder if the Vikings coaching staff are fucking retarded. Do they really think Tarvaris Jackson can be a starter in the NFL?

Does anyone for that matter. For anyone that is thinking still believing such a ridiculous notion, we are producing this article to change those feeble-minded beliefs.

The Bust Explained

On his best day Jackson has the ability to produce numbers numbers similar to Brad Johnson. According to our math, that comes out to a season total of about 87 yards | 1 td | 3 ints. Now that you all went a big rubbery one, lets take a look at Jackson’s stats in the 3 games he started last year:

RAT 62.5 | YDS 475 | TD 2

Now let’s get out our calculators again, and put these numbers into a 16 game projectioned total:

RAT 62.5 | YDS 2533 | TD 10

We’re not going to spend any more time discussing Jackson’s lack of talent, experience, and the fact that he only played for a Division II football team in college. The Vikings are not going to pass. They are going to run. And then they are going to run again. And then, once in a blue moon, they may throw a a passes to their tight end or runningback. That’s it. Jackson’s role will be solely to handoff the ball, and make as few as mistakes as possible. Even if they could pass, they lack the talent at receiver to do so successfully.

The Risk Factor:

The only risk is in taking this giant lump of donkey pooh.

The Strategy:

Talk Tarvaris up to your league about how he is the starting quarterback on a real up-and-coming offensive powerhouse, then avoid him like the plague.

Tarvaris Jackson

Minnesota Vikings