23 Aug, 2007
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Ladell Betts (RB) - Redskins
So we’ve heard alot about how Ladell Betts is awesome, and he’s going to take Portis’ job, and stop some nuclear missles that are already in the air, all the while helping some old lady across the street. Bullshit. Know how we know that? He’s from Iowa. Nothing good ever came from Iowa. Only a bunch of dipshits that claim they invented corn.
21 Aug, 2007
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LenDale White (RB) - Tennessee Titans
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What a classic example of getting paid and getting lazy. Work ethic is far from LenDale’s vocabulary. Since he left USC he has been nothing but a disappointment. Either he has been injured or over weight. Once he got his $$$ he has been living on easy street. We don’t like LenDale as an NFL running back.
14 Aug, 2007
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Simms/Garcia (QBs) - Buccaneers
It’s been a long time since the Buccaneers had a quarterback worthy of being on a fantasy team. For that matter, it’s been a long time since the Buccaneers had a quarterback worthy of being in the NFL
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11 Aug, 2007
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Isaac Bruce (WR) St. Louis Rams
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Dear Mr. Bruce, now that the the rest of your body is as wrinkly as your balls, don’t you think it’s about time to hang ‘em up? Doesn’t pottering around your garden all day sound better than breaking a hip out on the football field? Seriously, if you were playing for the Rams when they were based in L.A. (sadly, this isn’t a joke), it’s time to call it a career.
