Chad Pennington (QB) - NY Jets

So much promise yet never able to get it all together. Outside of a few flashes of brilliance, Chad has been a flop in the NFL. We give credit to the Jets for sticking with the guy however time has come to realize he is never going to be a useful NFL QB. We expect the Jets to bring in another proven QB to compete with Chad for playing time.

Reuben Droughns (RB) - NYG

Reuben is sadly coming to the end of his carrier. Ok, well it’s not really that sad. If you’ve ever owned him in a TD only league in the last few years, you’d probably be more satisfied seeing him castrated and having his balls fed to one of Michael Vick’s fightin’ dogs.

Deuce McAllister (RB) Saints

Deuce. That’s another way of saying “number two”. Which is another way of saying “taking a shit”. These aren’t good things to have associated with your first name. So can Deuce keep from slipping to the number two option in the Saints backfield, or will he crap it up?

Donte’ Stallworth (WR) - NE Patriots

We are very surprised Donte got big money from New England after proving throughout his career he is injury prone and inconsistent. Without knowing all the details of the contract we suspect he will probably not last past 2007 in New England then be on the streets once again. New England’s offense is not one to produce huge stats from WRs so we expect no more than 40 catches, 700 Yards and 5 TDs.

Tarvaris Jackson (QB) - Minnesota

One has to wonder if the Vikings coaching staff are fucking retarded. Do they really think Tarvaris Jackson can be a starter in the NFL?

  Does anyone for that matter. For anyone that is thinking still believing such a ridiculous notion, we are producing this article to change those feeble-minded beliefs.